1. This is your reaction when you hear you’re having breakfast for a meal other than breakfast:

2. You go to sleep most nights dreaming about what you’re going to eat for breakfast.

3. Breakfast buffets are equally stressful and amazing.

4. You strongly believe that any bad day can be made better with bacon, eggs, hash browns, and waffles.

5. You’ll use almost any excuse to eat cereal any time of day.

6. You know brunch is just an elaborate scheme to eat breakfast twice, and you are definitely down with that.

7. You don’t understand when people say they aren’t a breakfast person.